I don't mind taking the time to help you learn to park.

"Buckner" (Buckner) 03/11/2014 at 10:18 • Filed to: Pig Parkers, Pie Making

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Lets say I am awful at making pies. I try on my own and my pies always turn out awful. Too much salt or too much flower or just generally awful. I would then take the time to learn to not be so awful. Maybe hire a chef tutor, or take a class, or watch some videos. I try this especially hard when I pie-make every day, cuz I am a pie-maker and live right across the street and everyone saw me 'bump' that pie that one time, and it made a horrible cracking noise. And I drove off cuz I just didn't have the time cuz I had pies to make.

Maybe, I just don't want to understand anymore.

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thebigbossyboss > Buckner 03/11/2014 at 10:20

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Lol. I have literally parked peoples cars for them before. I saw some woman struggling to fit her Mazda 2 into a spot you could have fit a Lincoln Navigator. I was just like....allow me...lol.

philipilihp > Buckner 03/11/2014 at 10:26

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I knew I loved Larry David for a reason.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Buckner 03/11/2014 at 10:27

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Seems like a reasonable parking job for a Toyota and a hybrid one at that

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Buckner 03/11/2014 at 10:29

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Kinja'd

RazoE > Buckner 03/11/2014 at 10:30

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I'm lucky, my wife LOVES to park things. I don't know how she does it, but she'll come in at an impossible angle and END UP PERFECT. She defies physics.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Buckner 03/11/2014 at 10:30

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I got so fed up with the shit parking at my school I made a instagram shaming account.

davedave1111 > thebigbossyboss 03/11/2014 at 11:35

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My sister's been known to turn up somewhere, stop in the road, get out of the car, and ask a bystander to park for her. At least she knows her limitations :)

DarrenMR > Buckner 03/11/2014 at 16:58

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Im not patient enough to make dough. It needs to be cold and I rush it and then its not cold anymore. Plus you have a typo in your title.

Buckner > DarrenMR 03/11/2014 at 17:07

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One less typo. Gracias!

Also- is it pie crust or pie dough?

thebigbossyboss > davedave1111 03/11/2014 at 18:39

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Ha indeed.